Information Junkies

I hadn't seen Dave in almost 20 years. He was mybuys. An information user is very practical about his
dentist when we moved to Boca Raton in the earlypurchases. He buys information for specific, pragmatic
1980s. He continued to take care of K and the kidspurposes. He uses the information he buys to achieve
after we moved to Delray Beach 10 years later, but Ispecific goals - to start or grow a business, to learn a
opted for dental care closer to home.new language, to improve his negotiating skills.
Dave contacted me when he discovered that I wasAn information junkie is happiest at the moment he is
the man behind the "Michael Masterson" pen name.buying the information. His enthusiasm soon wanes,
He'd been receiving ETR for a while and liking it. Onehowever. Within hours or days of receiving it, the
day, he went to the website and saw my photo. "Iinformation junkie is on to other things. The new
know that guy!" he thought. So he got my e-mailproduct goes up on the shelf with the old products.
address from K. "How about lunch?" he wrote. "I'veHe's excited about the next new one.
got a bunch of things I need to ask you."An information user makes progress. See him reading
Several weeks later, we were eating chopped chickena book about nutrition, and there's a very good chance
salads at City Oyster on Atlantic Avenue. Dave(if he likes the book) that his eating habits will change in
seemed nervous. It was as if he was intimidated bythe immediate future. The information junkie, in contrast,
the Michael Masterson persona. I did my best tomay have 26 books about nutrition in his living room.
assure him I was the same person who used to winceHe may have even read them all - while he was lying
in pain when he cleaned my teeth. We talked a biton the couch eating potato chips.
about family news, but it was clear he had somethingAn information user is someone who consumes
else on his mind.information to profit from it. If he invests $100 in learning
On his mind was a decision he was trying to make:about some subject, he expects to see a substantial
Should he spend $100,000 on the highest level of anreturn on that investment - perhaps a thousand dollars'
Internet marketing program he had been looking at?worth of value, material or spiritual. An information
"I've been studying their stuff," he told me. "It's reallyjunkie consumes information like drugs or candy bars. It
good. But I'm not sure it makes sense for me to investgives him an immediate rush and then nothing
that kind of money."afterward. That's why he needs to buy more.
"A hundred grand is a lot of money," I said. I felt likeThe information user has long-term expectations when
Sam Spade talking to Gutman about the price of theit comes to knowledge. He believes the knowledge he
Maltese Falcon.acquires now will compound over time as he learns
"But you get an awful lot for your money," Davemore and is in a better position to leverage what he
explained. "They do all the technical stuff for you,has learned for greater benefit. The information junkie
which I'm not very good at. All I'd have to do is comeis in it for the here-and-now. He doesn't believe in
up with the ideas."saving. He's always on to the next hot thing.
"Well," I said, practicing my best Sam Spade drawl,What about you? Are you an information junkie? Take
"what ideas do you have?"this test and see...
In fact, Dave didn't have a single one. "All I know is that1. In the past year, I've purchased more than 12 books
I am in the wrong business," he said. "I took thisthat I haven't read. (If your answer is Yes, give yourself
self-test online - and I found out I'm in the worst2 points.)
business in the world for me."2. In the past year, I've purchased:
At nearly 50 years of age, Dave had just concluded- Only information products that I have used. (Yes = 1
that his entire career had been a waste. "I wanted topoint)
be a dentist since I was eight years old," he told me. "If- Between 1 and 3 $100 information products that I
I had known then what a bad business it was for me, Ihaven't used. (Yes = 2 points)
would have done something else."- Between 3 and 5 $100 information products that I
"Like what?" I asked.haven't used. (Yes = 3 points)
"Like what you do," he said. He was smiling, but he- More than 5 $100 information products that I haven't
looked serious.used. (Yes = 5 points)
"Look," I told him. "My business is a great business - but3. In the past year, I've purchased at least one $1,000
I don't think you should conclude that your life has beeninformation product that I didn't use. (Yes = 5 points)
wasted simply because you took some pop quiz that4. I am most excited about the information that I buy:
was probably designed to sell you something."- When I am ordering it. (Yes = 3 points)
"But it was right," he insisted. "It proved something I had- When I receive it. (Yes = 2 points)
always known but was afraid to admit."- When I begin using it. (Yes = 1 point)
The waitress filled our drinks. We ate in silence for a5. When I read a book, I feel compelled to read it from
while.cover to cover. (Yes = 2 points)
"So what I'm thinking is that, since I'm not into the6. I generally take notes when I read something. (Yes =
technical stuff, this Internet marketing program would1 point, No = 2 points)
be very good for me."Well... how did you score?
"How much time have you invested in learning aboutIf you scored 8 or above, you are indeed an
Internet marketing?" I asked.information junkie. You might think the good people at
"About three years," he answered.ETR would like that (since they are in the business of
And how many information products on the subjectselling information). But they don't. The people at ETR
have you bought in that three-year period?" I asked.know that their business will grow most strongly if they
Dave laughed. "I can't even count that high," he said.develop a customer base of information users rather
"How much money have you spent?"than junkies. That's because information users benefit
"Tens of thousands. Probably more."from the knowledge they buy. This means they are
"And yet, you haven't actually started an Internetmore discriminating (which favors ETR's products,
marketing business," I said.since they are some of the best in the business), they
He nodded, then rattled off the names of everybuy more products in the long run, and they request
Internet marketing program he'd bought - all the onesfewer refunds.
that I knew and dozens of others I had never heard of.If you are an information junkie, don't despair. You can
"That's a lot of buying," I told him.convert yourself into an information user simply by
"Tell me about it," he said.following two rules:
Dave explained that when he reads an advertising1. When you buy an information product, set specific
promotion pitching a new Internet marketing product, hedeadlines for reading it and implementing what you
is "totally taken in by it," even though he realizes he islearn. For instance, set a goal that you will take one of
just reading "a sales pitch."its recommended actions within 24 hours of receiving
"But even though I know that I'm being seduced by athe product. Then resolve to take at least one more
professional wordsmith, I can't stop myself fromrecommended action each week thereafter.
buying."2. Don't buy another product until you have made
"I hear you," I said. "You are an information junkie."some progress with the one you previously purchased.
"You think?"That's all there is to it. Obey these two rules and you'll
"I do."not only break your addiction, you will radically improve
"What about you?" he said. "I read that you read a lotyour life.
of informational books - about one every week."[Ed. Note: At ETR, we've got dozens of top-notch
"I do," I said, "but I'm not an information junkie. I'm anproducts that can help you build your wealth, create a
information user."business, and lead a fuller, more satisfying life. But
"So what's the difference?"unless you put the information in them into action, they
I explained that the difference is huge. An informationwon't do you any good. So, please, take a look at
junkie is addicted to the process of buying information.what we have to offer... but buy only when you are
Although he may delude himself into thinking otherwise,ready to put our recommendations to work.
he has no intention of ever using the information he